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How to Become Rich (Number 3 Will Blow Your Mind!)

You see a lot of social media influencers these days trying to sell you a course on how to become rich like Grant Cardone, Tai Lopez, and even Jordan Belfort, the actual fucking guy from Wolf of Wallstreet, who, believe it or not is becoming an influencer, and seeing this guy and what he’s really …

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Forget Bug Spray, Hipsters are Using Spiders to Fight Off Mosquitoes

With the recent reports of how damaging insect repellent is to not only your skin, but to the environment, this group of teenagers created a trend that sparked the interest of thousands of people across America. Spider sales have risen 688% in the last two months. “We were all sitting around one day in my parents wood …

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(Attention Celtics Fans) Marcus and Markieff Morris are the Same Person

It was all good just a week ago on Christmas morning. I opened my presents. I didn’t give any because I’m broke and don’t think of others often, plus I’m saving for Coachella tickets so I can’t afford to be giving family members gifts. #priorities. The morning went well. I received some new swagger that …

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