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I Had A Dream That My Childhood Home Was Burning Down

Two Nights ago I had one of the most intense and vivid dreams I’ve ever had in my life. It started off with me walking into my front yard where people who I grew up with were partying, but oddly enough I didn’t feel like I was hosting the party. I started walking to my …

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FDA Declares Vaping Amongst Teens an Epidemic

As Chris Rock once said “Legalize everything. People wanna get high.” The only thing I ever cared about from age 13 to 20 was getting fucked up, and girls. People with short term memory may say something like. “In 7th grade all I did was homework. Kids these days are soooooo bad.” Wrong AF. Either …

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Seven Reasons Why Old People are the Best

1.They’re Genuine Seeing your Grandma for the first time in a while is an instant self esteem boost. Every time you feel like a complete failure in life, just visit your grandmother and you’ll feel reborn again.   2.They’re Part of the Greatest Generation When I was blacking out at bars three nights a week …

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Please, Let Me Have Fun On Cinco De Mayo

The suns shining. Winter is over. You signal to the bartender. “Another one.” You’re 5 margaritas down at 2:30 in the afternoon. You ask yourself. Why don’t I get margaritas more often?     It’s the first day drinking event that kicks off the summer, and all good things great about this world are coming soon. …

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Mark Cuban on Etherium “I invested solely because I believe Vitalik Buterin has Aspergers.”

Mark Cuban has had a lot of bad press recently. He straight up admitted on his podcast that he told his players to tank this season, and got fined $600,000 by the NBA. Certainly not a good look. In a recent interview with Millionaire Lifestyle, he claims “Etherium will be valued at over 800 Billion …

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