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Seven Reasons Why Old People are the Best

1.They’re Genuine Seeing your Grandma for the first time in a while is an instant self esteem boost. Every time you feel like a complete failure in life, just visit your grandmother and you’ll feel reborn again.   2.They’re Part of the Greatest Generation When I was blacking out at bars three nights a week …

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8 Reasons Why Basketball is Better Than Hockey

So the Bruins lost in the playoffs three days ago and I couldn’t be happier. You might ask “Why are you happy? You’re from Boston.” Well I’m here to tell you the reasons why. Hockey Fans I’m not sure if I hate hockey or if I just hate hockey fans. For some reason hockey fans …

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Please, Let Me Have Fun On Cinco De Mayo

The suns shining. Winter is over. You signal to the bartender. “Another one.” You’re 5 margaritas down at 2:30 in the afternoon. You ask yourself. Why don’t I get margaritas more often?     It’s the first day drinking event that kicks off the summer, and all good things great about this world are coming soon. …

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Downsizing is the Worst Movie Ever Made

Last summer while sitting at bar, a friend of mine asked “Have you seen the trailer for downsizing?” I replied “Yes.” Even though I hadn’t seen it yet. I didn’t want my friend Jeremy to know he had any advantage over me, and so I snuck away to the bathroom. I proceeded to google downsizing …

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Mark Cuban on Etherium “I invested solely because I believe Vitalik Buterin has Aspergers.”

Mark Cuban has had a lot of bad press recently. He straight up admitted on his podcast that he told his players to tank this season, and got fined $600,000 by the NBA. Certainly not a good look. In a recent interview with Millionaire Lifestyle, he claims “Etherium will be valued at over 800 Billion …

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