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LIBRARY CARDS FUCK

Listen to me right fucking now… library cards are the single coolest thing to have in your wallet. Fuck condoms. Fuck your AmEx. This shit was preached by Arthur back in the 90s and it’s still relevant more than ever right now. When you are about to pay for your bar tab or your coffee, …

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Must Watch: Home Intruder Breaks Into House By Using The “Doggie Door”

This is the story I needed to hear. Sometimes I think about some of the sketchy people I associated back in the day, and I wonder if something like this could happen to me. All I know if I need to hire this Hollister wearing bro as my personal body guard. Not only does this …

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8 Reasons Why Basketball is Better Than Hockey

So the Bruins lost in the playoffs three days ago and I couldn’t be happier. You might ask “Why are you happy? You’re from Boston.” Well I’m here to tell you the reasons why. Hockey Fans I’m not sure if I hate hockey or if I just hate hockey fans. For some reason hockey fans …

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The Day I Met Dave Portnoy (President of Barstool Sports)

It was a warm, late July afternoon in the summer of 2014, and I was at my cousin Jay’s annual Brownies Beer Die Open. I arrived with my father, and spotted my cousin Jon right away, the other half of Jonny squared, so that day we were a full Jonny squared. I shot the shit …

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