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Death By Crest White Strips

The other day I asked my friend for some advice. He asked “What’s wrong Jonny?” and so I said “I don’t feel comfortable talking to women because of my teeth.” He said “All you need are some Crest White Strips.” and so I replied “I meant a couple of my teeth are chipped, now you’re …

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Must Watch: Home Intruder Breaks Into House By Using The “Doggie Door”

This is the story I needed to hear. Sometimes I think about some of the sketchy people I associated back in the day, and I wonder if something like this could happen to me. All I know if I need to hire this Hollister wearing bro as my personal body guard. Not only does this …

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Family Member Power Rankings

With holiday season approaching, expect to see family members way more often than you’d like. Here I present to you family member power rankings…. 1.Grandma/Grandpa Nothing makes you feel better than talking to your grandparents when you have nothing going on with your life. You can have $5 in your bank account, without any career …

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