The other day I asked my friend for some advice. He asked “What’s wrong Jonny?” and so I said “I don’t feel comfortable talking to women because of my teeth.” He said “All you need are some Crest White Strips.” and so I replied “I meant a couple of my teeth are chipped, now you’re …
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You see a lot of social media influencers these days trying to sell you a course on how to become rich like Grant Cardone, Tai Lopez, and even Jordan Belfort, the actual fucking guy from Wolf of Wallstreet, who, believe it or not is becoming an influencer, and seeing this guy and what he’s really …
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I just want all ya’ll to know… Its My Mothafuckin BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m 24 years old today, and I’m feeling pretty good. The Patriots won the Super Bowl, I haven’t drank in a month besides after the AFC Championship Game, but I won’t count it, I’m almost fluent in Spanish, I’ve been at my job for …
Everyone has heard this expression before. Let me tell you, truer words have never been spoken. You go preschool, and you get homework. You go to elementary school, and you get homework. You go to middle school, homework. Highschool, homework. College, HOMEWORK. Then the day comes when you graduate college and you’re on top of …
I was happy today. It was a cold January day, and yet I was happy. The happiness I seldom feel in the middle of winter was taken away by one thing, and one thing only….. an organization that goes by the name of PETA. This is what I saw while scrolling through Facebook. PETA officially …
